the Epic

The Epic - (GPS) - Rusted out quarter-panel: $25.  Tetanus lurking around every corner: $50.  Titanium pins for your shattered wrist fibula $10k.  Burnt out Ford Windstar: $28k.  Miles and miles and miles of sugary-sweet, bermed doubletrack to take you downtown, easttown and back around: Priceless.  Beg your wife for one more ride. You can buy gauze on the way home